CUSTOM MOTORCYCLE TRAILERS RENTALS AND SALES

SHOVELHEAD PARTY 2009

SUMMERTIME PONDERING

By GUMS

Well, summer is here and it's hot as hell already and it's still early. I'm not quite sure where to start since this State and Country is in such a mess, so I guess I'll just jump in with both feet and let the chips fall where they may. Remember, if ya don't like what I have to say, ya have two choices, don't read it or start your own damn web site and print your own views. I don't really give a damn about your opinion unless ya agree with me!!

LETS START WITH THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA

I see they are "BILLIONS OF DOLLARS" in the red. Unless they can come up with some huge budget cuts the state will go bankrupt in a month or so. Hey Arnold, (the Governor), I think I can help ya out here. Try the following and I have a feeling you will have more money than ever before.

Stop all welfare for illegals.
Stop all medical payments for illegal's health care (if they get sick, let they die in the streets).
Stop all housing grants for illegals.
Stop all food stamps for illegals (let them starve, who cares).
Stop all free education for illegals and their bastard children.
Stop calling illegal bastards born in this country "citizens," they are not!
Stop allowing big companies to hire these illegal scum.
Stop giving any and all aid of any type to anyone not here legally.

Try these ideas and your government will be flush once again. After all this is what all Americans (except right wing liberals) really want. Give our hard earned tax dollars back to the taxpayer not to the illegal wet backs!

HERE IS ANOTHER GOOD ONE

Seems like when ya think you have seen how big an asshole some people can be something new pops up. Here in Florida, four boy's (I should say four punk assholes) decided to bully a young classmate in middle school. Now not only did they just knock him around a little, they stuck a broom handle and a hockey stick up his ass. Yup you read it right. I can't say what I feel should be done to these 14 and 15 year old punks without my blood pressure going off the chart. Should I be allowed to sit in judgment of these four little pukes, when they come up for sentencing I have the perfect punishment? I would give them each ten years in ADULT prison. That may not sound like much, but there would be conditions for their time in jail. They would enter jail with nothing but a tube of KY jelly. No clothing would be allowed for their entire time in the joint. They would also share a cell with lifers like "BIG LEROY and BIG BUBBHA. Now ole Leroy and Bubbha could pass them around and even make a little cash off them if they choose to. What a waste of human flesh ... screw it! Just kill them and get it over with!!

OK CHECK THIS OUT

I'm gettin tired of listening to people blame Bush for all the mess we are in today. First off, I wasn't a big Bush fan myself but he was better than the other choices at the time. Don't forget we had a Democrat run congress too. Barry Hussein Obama has so far spent more money (that we don't have) than all the other Presidents in history combined. That's fact, he has spent more than the last 43 presidents all together. Some of his great successes so far:

Gave billions of taxpayer dollars to bail out Wall Street.
Gave billions of taxpayer dollars to bail out car companies.
Gave billions of taxpayer dollars to bail out insurance companies.
Gave billions of taxpayer dollars to bail out banks.
Gave billions of taxpayer dollars to help home owners who bought homes way beyond what they could afford.

The list goes on and on and on, and to what end? Nothing has changed, not one thing except we taxpayers are now over $11,000,000,000,000.00 (that's eleven trillion dollars) in debt. He fired the boss of GM a privately owned company. Now the taxpayers own Chrysler and GM, not to mention a dozen or more banks. However I don't think there was a good candidate running from either party. Obama didn't win because people wanted him, they just didn't want the other choices they had and voted for the lesser of two evils.

His first 100 days really sucked. I'll wait till he has been in office for six months to see if he can keep any of his promises, which he has not yet !!! DAMN, I ALMOST FORGOT, BARRY HUSSEIN OBAMA DID GIVE EVERYONE ON SOCIAL SECURITY A WHOPPING CHECK FOR $250.00 TO HELP TURN THE ECONOMY AROUND. I bought a new house (to help the banks), and bought a new truck (to help the car companies) and with all that extra cash I might even take the wife out to dinner!! THANK YOU MASTER OBAMA!!

ABOUT ALL THIS "GO GREEN" CRAP

Global warming my ole ass. This good old earth is just going through one of it's many climate changes. Stop and think about how many changes have happened in the last half million years. Does anyone think Joe American is going to give up his love affair with his car because of something that may happen 200 years from now? I think not. I for one am not going to sit on a stinky old bus just cause someone thinks, my giving up my car, may save the world 500 years down the road. Truth be known I don't really give a good DAMN what the hell happens to the Earth 200 years from now. I'll be long dead and gone. If people were honest, most of the population would say the same thing "WHO GIVES A SHIT about the year 2525 anyway! Yes, I remember the song too!! The only "GREEN" I like is the kind that will buy me a brew at the local bar!

THIS IS JUST A SHORT COMMENT

I still see a lot of new wannabe bikers are riding around in their shorts with no shoes or boots on. I have seen some riding in their bare feet or just wearing flip flops!!! Trust this old biker, YOU WILL LEARN YOUR LESSON!! I for one will not attend or support your benefit while you are recovering from your stupidity!

THIS IS FOR YOU CAR DRIVERS

There is a new gadget in most cars made since the late 1940's. This item is called a "TURN SIGNAL" You assholes out there need to learn how to use them and quit killing people on motorcycles! A turn signal is very easy to use with a slight flip of a lever. Yes, this includes talking on a fuckin cell phone too! I know if ya hit my ride while yackin on your cell, I will claim every injury known to man and sue the livin shit out of your ass! HANG THE FUCKIN THING UP WHILE DRIVING!!

I'll try to come up with more to bitch about in the up coming month. A lot of you seem to think like me and want to hear more of my thoughts more often. SOOOOOO I'll try ... honest!!

Government has nothing to give anybody except what it first takes from somebody and a government that's big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take away everything you've got.

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