Gums' Editorial Section

Six Things that Piss Me Off

By Gums

Alright, the holidays are over and everyone is ten pounds heavier now than before Christmas because of all the turkey they ate. Now it's time for me to list some more crap that just pisses me off.

1. This one is for all you jackasses out there who just have to talk on your stupid ass cell phone while you drive. I hope you end up in a ditch up to your ass in sewer water and your stupid little phone won't work! What the hell gives you the right to put every ones life in danger just so you can talk about getting laid or what ever else happened last night? I'll bet there isn't a cycle rider out there that hasn't had a close call because of some asshole talking on his/her phone while driving down the road. Ya there are a lot of other things that make driving a bitch, like reading your paper, or putting on your makeup, or eating that sloppy assed Big Mac. Men are no better than women, I saw one this week "Shaving" and looking in his mirror to see if he missed a spot, a real jackass!! All I can say is there is "NO" call that important!! If you must answer or call some one, pull your ass off the frigging road. I'm getting tired of my brothers getting hurt and killed just so you can babble on your stupid ass phone!! HANG UP AND DRIVE!!!!!
   
   
2. What is all this crap about giving all the "ILLEGAL" bean pickers the status of a "LEGAL" citizen? Are we going nuts in this country or what? We already take care of all those damn Cubans who snuck into this country. You can't even order a hamburger in Miami if you don't speak spanish! What kind of crap is that? If they can't speak ENGLISH they shouldn't have a damn job in this country! Hell there are old folks who worked here all their lives and have to go to Canada to get their medicine because of the prices here. But sneak into this country and our good ole government will take good care of you. Yup you get medical care, housing, food vouchers, and if you don't get all that, The "American Civil Liberty Union" will even get you a lawyer so you can sue to get all your "FREEBIES". Ain't America great---screw the working folks and give it all to the scum suckers sneaking into this country illegally. I say we should have one large shooting range all along the Texas border. Ya charge $25.00 for a full night of shooting "beaners" as they sneak into this country. The government would make bundles of money and the border sneaks would come to a fast halt! If they (ANYONE) is here with out the proper papers and snuck into this country, send their ass back where they came from!!! If they are working somewhere (like Walmart™) sue the shit out of that company and put their asses in jail too!!!
   
   
3. Some time last year I said "I hope the crap in Iraq doesn't turn out to be another Viet Nam." Well lo and behold here we are getting our guy's killed every day with no end in sight. Yup the big companies are already dividing up Iraq to see who gets the "rebuilding" contracts and our guys are still getting their asses shot and blown up! The country of Iraq should have been wiped off the face of the earth back when this crap all started.. I wish someone could tell me why some eighteen year old kid, just out of high school, should be laying on the ground dying before his life even gets started. I am in favor of the troops and the war, just not the way it is being fought. Turn our troops loose and let them quit being police officers and let them be the warriors that they were meant to be. There is a old biker saying "WHEN IN DOUBT---KNOCK THEM OUT", well this should apply to the men and women in Iraq with just one small change in wording, "WHEN IN DOUBT---KILL THEM AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER"! Screw the towel heads, that goes for the ones who live in this country too!
   
   
4. Can any one please tell me where there is a "Gas station" where they still speak English? What the hell gives with all these Arab jackasses running every damn station now? You go in one of these stations to ask a question and you may as well ask the friggin wall? All you will get is a blank stare and a shrug of their shoulders. Three guesses where they send the money they make! Now that I think about it, remember when they were called "SERVICE STATIONS"? You could get your tires and battery checked before you even ask for gas. Ya I know, some of you aren't a old fart like me who remembers things like that. Hell the damn "towel heads" wouldn't know where to look for a friggin valve stem any way!
   
   
5. How about "UNIONS" you know, the people who are helping to screw this country in the ass. Now don't get me wrong, Unions were a good thing sixty or seventy years ago when companies were trying to make "slaves" out of their workers. The Unions stuck up for the working class people and told the company bosses to kiss their ass! Well times have changed since then. Now the "unions" (most of them, but not all of them) have demanded such high wages and benefits for there workers that they are putting them selves out of work. Do some research for yourselves, check out some of the following. A) How much a uneducated auto worker on an assembly line at Ford makes an hour. B) How much does a trash collector on the back of a trash truck in New York City make? C) How much does the factory worker putting shoes together at "Nike" make? These and thousands of jobs like them are all "Union" jobs. I don't blame any of the people who are union members, if some one offers me "Twenty" or "Thirty" dollars a hour to do a job that takes no special skills, I'm gonna grab it and laugh all the way to the bank. So don't blame the workers, it's the unions themselves! Think back if you will to 1992---Remember the funny little guy with big ears who was running for President? That's right, "ROSS PEROT" who used to always say "do you hear that sucking sound??-----well that is the sound of all your jobs going over seas"! Guess what---seems like that is exactly what is happening now. Look at all the companies who have moved their operations to another country. People who had these high paying jobs, don't even have a job now. Rather than take a pay cut or hold off on a pay raise, or maybe even take a cut in overtime, they all wanted all they could get and now they have nothing! Life goes on, a shoe company can now pay a worker seventy five cents a day instead of that twenty dollars an hour. The ball buster of it all is they can still sell the same shoes at the same price as when they were made in this country, and to top that off, they even get a tax break for helping out a "third world nation". Tell me that doesn't suck!
   
   
6. Here is a great idea that I've come up with--How about all "VETERANS" getting together and forming their own voting block. This way we could have our own lobbyist who could tell our government just what we want. Like tell some congressman/woman, "look we have nine million votes and this is what we want"! I don't mean all the small "Veterans" groups that are out there either. I mean one "HUGE" group with millions of Veterans as members. Then we could spread big money around the government like the large companies in this country do. Just look at how much the big oil and gas companies "donate" to the people in office in this country. No matter how you look at it, or what you call it, it's nothing more than a "BRIBE" and I think it's time the people who have served their country should be heard. This day in time, the only way to get the government to listen is to buy them! So come on you Veterans, lets go buy ourselves some government officials like everyone else is and maybe then we can get the things we were promised when we went into the service.
   

That's about all for now,I don't want to bore you to much, but then again these are just my thoughts and anyone who doesn't like them---------------oh well!! So in closing all that I can say is