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By Gums

Well now I truly know how "STUPID" this country can be when dealing with national security. With all the new measures the government has put in place reguarding security, this one tops the cake! The government won't "PROFILE" the towel heads when looking for terrorist's cause it may offend the asswipes. So everyone must be treated the same when it comes to searches and the like. We have all seen pictures of little old ladies being searched and people removing their smelly assed shoes to prove they aern't some kind of terrorist. But we have now reached a new low in the name of security! I opened this morning's paper and there it was. The new policy at the Tampa Bay Buc's stadium is to "pat down" every fan before entering the stadium. So now all you guy's and gal's will get a free feel before you get to see the game. Then I noticed the picture that related to the story on the "pat downs". Guess who these asshole guards were patting down. None other than a twenty three "MONTH" old toddler! That's right, a little kid who was being treated like a criminal before he can hardly walk. Well excuse me, but I don't remember ever reading about any two year olds blowing up planes or buildings like the muslim assholes do. Now that I think of it, being a guard at the stadium would be a good job for anyone wanting to get a free feel or two and get paid for it too! We need to stop all this "politicaly correct" shit and lay the blame where it belongs. You want to be in this country and be a muslim, thats just fine. However you should be stopped and strip searched on every street corner. Should one passenger on a plane object to you being on that flight, your ass should be removed! You have no rights in this country till you stop your own people from causing the problems that they do. Hell we had one "towel head" woman here in Florida who went to court because the asshole wanted to wear her face covering in the picture on her drivers license. If you have ever seen some of these women without their face's covered you would know why muslem men make them keep their face covered. By the way she lost her case and has to show her face in the license picture. When a 19 year old white boy kills someone in a town, there is no reason to search every man, woman and child in the town looking for the bad guy. This is just another example of our government scerwing the real people of this country.

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A while back I wrote about the little girl who threw a temper tantrum, wrecked her class room and threw punches at her teacher and principl. The news media and all the liberals had a field day because the "PO-LICE" handcuffed this poor little five year old girl (brat). Well since then the "po-lice" have had some new rules put in place. To wit "HANDS OFF THE KIDS". Soon as I read this I knew what was comming next. Last Thursday a little child (brat) didn't like a game of "tether ball" he/she was playing so he/she decided to raise some hell of his/her own. Running into the classroom the child (brat) ripped things off the walls and desks. Then knocked a TV off it's stand. Now the cops were there but under the new rules they couldn't touch this lovely little darling. All they could do was stand and watch and only move in on the child if he/she was going to hurt someone. You will notice I am not saying weather the lovely little children are black or white, see I can be politicaly correct too! Also last week (here in Florida) some kid 13 years old didn't like his school bus driver so what does he do about it? He waits till the 75 year old driver has his back turned and sucker punches him knocking him down the stairs and off the school bus. The driver ended up with two black eyes, a broken nose and stitches under his left eye. This kid needs biker style punishment. Take his ass out behind some bar and beat him so bad that he will be drinking soup through a straw for the next six months. Then when he recovers from that, do it again just for fun! I would say it takes a real hero to punch out a 75 year old man or woman and no punishment is to severe for this punk! The two students at the top of this paragraph both go to a school for excepitional students. Nowdays this means kids who have been kicked out of every other school and are about to be kicked out for good, or who are retards and the parents don't or can't take care of them. Once the kids reach this stage, it's to late to train them. They sholud be locked away and fed downers for the rest of their misrable little lives.

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I really don't want to get into the hurricane Katrina blame game to much cause we all have our opinions on what went wrong up there. I do know that the Federal Government and FEMA are NOT a first responders in case of natural desasters. This is up to state and local governments to handle. Then they inturn notify the Fed"s what type help they need. There is no way the Mayor, or the govener should ever be allowed to help with any rebuilding of New Orleans. These two people are directly responsable for what happened after the storm. There was a disaster plan in effect, should a storm like this hit, and they ignored it. The blame lay's right on their shoulders, they were in charge and need to quit passing the buck. Their leadership quality's are the lowest I have ever seen and that is sad! They should both be removed from office right now! I am also getting tired of heraing how it was a "racial" thing because because people didn't get help right away. I have one burning question that needs answering "where were all the black leaders when their people needed help"? There were 50,000 people in the stadium in New Orleans. Why didn't one or two people stand and speak for all those people? A spokesperson could have gotten things done a lot quicker than all the looting, killing and raping ever could. Where were the patrols of black men helping to protect their friends and family's from the rapes and muggings that went on in the rest rooms of that dome? The city of New Orleans should be rebuilt, but move it 100 miles inland. We all know another storm will hit sooner or later and we will listen to all this bull again, not counting the "billions" of taxpayer dollars being used to rebuild the city right back below sea level. That is as far as I choose to go on this subject for now!

HERE IS ONE FOR YA

We all know how much our stupid assed politicians love to waste our tax dollars. When I read about this one I fell off my chair laughing (almost anyway). Seems there is this quiet little town called "Ketchikan" up in Alaska. This is not a big city or , by any means, even a big town. This is just a sleepy little town with some tourist shops, totem poles and fisherman's bar's. The total town population is about 13,000. Like I said, just a small little town. Well it seems there is a small "uninhabited" island just off shore from the town. The island itself is just 20 miles long and is called "Gravina Island". Well seems the Mayor and some of his cronies want a way to get over to this little island other than fishing boats. So what do all good politicians do you ask? They call for help in the form of American tax payer dollars. This is all well and good, lets build them a little bridge so they can get to their little "uninhabited" island. Now the fun part starts. As you know, our government can't do any thing in a small way if it is spending our tax dollars. OK--lets start this little bridge to an "uninhabited" island---first off the bridge will end up being over a mile long, it will soar 200 feet over the East channel of Tongass narrows landing on Pennock Island then taking off again soaring 120 feet over the West channel to reach our "uninhabited" Gravina Island. Now the best part, this bridge to "NOWHERE" is only going to cost the taxpayers ... are ya ready for this $315,000,000.00. Now I am no genius, but that works out to about $225,000.00 for every man woman and child living in Ketchikan. Hell I could build a fleet of ferry boats and run them every half hour for less than that! When was the last time the government spent that kind of mony on you? The pisser of this is that the government already passed this bill by tacking it onto a highway bill already going through congress. Once again our elected officials stick it up our asses without even a kiss! Tell your kids, "if ya want to get rich and never take the blame for anything ya do, just become a politician and remember no education is required".

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