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OK--IT'S TIME FOR
A NEW BUNCH OF READING
FOR YA
By GUMS

Here is one that will either have ya laughing your ass off or want to go out and shoot someone. Seems there are these two guys in a male prison up in Massachusetts (where else could this happen)?. A couple of guy's named Christopher "Kitty" Grey and Michelle Kosilek say they have to suffer through "Cruel and Unusual punishment"every day while they are in the joint. By the way, Michelle Kosilek was named "Robert Kosilek" when he was convicted of killing his wife in 1993. While in prison he legally changed his name to "Michelle." Now here is the MEAT of the story. Both of these idiots want the government to pay for their sex change operations while they are in the joint!!!! One of them even went before the judge wearing "lipstick, waist length hair and a scoop necked sweater." They want us taxpayers to pay up to $20,000.00 for each of these operations. Hell why not just put them in a cell with good ole "BUBBA" and he will turn them into bitches for free? There is even a group supporting these freaks! A group called "THE TRANSGENDER LAW AND POLICY INSTITUTE". They say that, and I quote, "It's just as cruel to withhold treatment for gender-idenity disorder as it is for any other medical issue" end quote. I was just wondering when it became a MEDICAL issue to be born with a "DICK" rather than a Beaver? These two assholes say that "Treatment for their condition is a "medical necessity" and denying it would violate their Eighth Amendment's rights against cruel and unusual punishment. Christopher "Kitty" Grey told a reporter "For all intents and purposes, I am a woman trapped in a man's prison and that's like putting a cat in a dog kennel." Like I said earlier, put their punk asses in with ole BUBBA and let nature take it's course, who knows they may just fall in love with ole BUBBA and then the state can pay for a prison wedding!!!!

NEXT ITEM TO THINK ABOUT

A lot of you who read this stuff live here in Florida (for those who don't, you will love this too). As you may well know the values of our houses here have gone up as much as 200% in the last couple of years. Following right along with this, our property taxes have also gone up out of sight also. The City's of Florida are taking in hundreds of millions of extra tax dollars because of the rise in property taxes. I got to wondering what our elected officials are doing with this windfall of unexpected cash. So here are some of the way's these buttholes are spending out tax dollars.

The City of Saint Petersburg decided their cops needed a better way to get around so what did they do---they bought $30,000.00 worth of "SEGWAY'S". These are those little two wheeled scooters ya can ride around and ya lean right or left to turn. They are nothing like the scooters ya see the kids riding, these are adult toy's. The top cop say's "it is a lot easier to approach a cop on a "SEGWAY" than one who is in a police car". Ya got any idea how many fully equipped bicycles thirty grand in tax dollars would buy? Besides most of the cops I have seen lately could use a little exercise to loose a few of those pounds around their middle.

The Pinellas County Sheriff's Dept. has also found a way to spend your tax money. Your gonna love this--They bought a "GPV SERGEANT 4X4 SUPER SIZED RECOVERY VEHICLE". To tell the truth, this is nothing but a "decked out" armored personal carrier. Yes it is super sized too. Weight: 11 tons, Speed: 70mph, Mileage: 8 miles per gallon. It has all kinds of cute little toy's for the cops to play with too. Even a "CD player" with speakers in side and out. The top cop says it will even go through three feet of water. WOW so will BUBBAS' 1976 Chevy pickup truck and it only cost him 12 grand! Cop's say they will be able to rescue people during hurricanes now too. OH ya, how much did we taxpayers pay for the Sheriff's new toy?? Ya might want to sit down for this one, only $337,000.00. That's right, damn near half a million dollars so a couple of cops can have a new play toy! This is really starting to suck!

I've saved what I think is the best for last. We all know how crime is everywhere now days. So the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Dept. steps up to defend the people of this area. Seems three "under cover" cops wanted to be sure that the girls at a "BIKINI BAR" were behaving themselves while working. Keep in mind, this wasn't a nude bar or even a "TITTY" bar. So what did these fine officers do to protect us folks from these awful little girls? From February 2004 to April 2006, they got themselves 93 (ninety three) lap dances. Not only that, they spent $6,416.00 of your tax dollars doing it. They said they wanted to be sure they had a strong case! Now I may be getting old, but, I don't need 93 blow jobs just to be sure if it is bad or good. The lap dances ranged from $30.00 to $113.00 per visit. Hummmm I wonder what ya get for $113.00 now days? I guess if the cops can spend thousands of tax dollars and get almost a hundred lap dances, crime must be at a stand still in Hillsborough County now. I wonder how the cop's wives feel about all these dances and what goes with them? For my last point, How can I get a job like this? I will work for free (no salery) and promise to go to titty bars every night to make sure all those little girls are being good. I will even spank them if they are bad (also for free)!

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