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LET'S SEE NOW
By GUMS

There is so much crap going on around the Country that I don't know where to start. OH YA, I ran into another company that gives ya what ya pay for. I needed some underground water lines for my sprinklers replaced after 45 some odd years of use. I called three companies to get am estimate for what I wanted. One guy never even showed up or called so screw him!! One guy came out and tried to tell me how he wanted to do it. Ya it would cost me more but this is how he does things, never mind what I wanted done - SCREW HIM TOO!! I finally got hold of ABLE SPRINKLER up on 62nd Ave North. Not only did they give me a good price, but they showed up when they said they would. They installed a couple hundred feet of new lines and a bunch of other work, all on time and at the quoted price. They had to come back to adjust the setting on the pressure switch several times and always did so without any bitchin or moanin about it. Their work was top notch in my opinion and if ya ever need sprinkler work done, at least give them a shot at the work ya need done. They will treat ya right. Ya can reach them at (727)525-4603 or visit their shop at 4641 62nd Ave North in Pinellas Park. Who knows ya may even get to hear DEBBY'S sexy voice when ya call OOOOH YAAAA!!

NOW ON TO SOME OTHER STUFF

I don't really want to get into politics here but I do have a couple points for ya to consider before ya go to the polls. First off I don't think I'm voting for either of the front runners. Being a POW doesn't make ya able to run a country. I do admire McCain's service to the country though. I am a VET myself. That other guy ("Barry his real name") Hussein Obama is nothing but a big joke. White MAMA who he never talks about, Mom and dad were never married (know what that makes him, the "B" word), 20 plus years in a racist anti white church, won't allow his middle name (HUSSEIN) to be used by anyone, and a hundred other things that are just to phony about his black ass. Oh ya, I almost forgot, if ya say anything bad about McCain or his choice for a running mate (or her daughter) it's fair game. Don't say anything bad about Barry Hussein Obama or you will be labeled a RACIST!! Ain't that race card just great!? Maybe us whit folk should get one too, but that's for another article.

OK, WHAT'S NEXT?

For those of you who seem to think that putting red or blue lights all over your bikes make them go faster , here is a news flash for ya THEY FUCKIN DON'T !! I saw a bike last week (9/27/08) that must have had a hundred of the little bastards on there. Hell ya couldn't see the motor for all the damn lights. Here's another flash for ya--BLUE LIGHTS ARE ILLEGAL !! I don't give a rat's ass what the guy at the shop told ya either, sooner or later ya are gonna get stopped and be the proud owner of a nice fat ticket to go with those lights. A short while ago, a whole shit load of bikes got busted at the Quaker State and Lube joint for people having blue lights and a dozen other offenses. If ya don't believe me, pull up along side some sheriff at night and ask the cop if your blue lights are legal. I'll bet the ticket cost more than all those damn lights did!!

HERE IS SOMETHING I DON'T UNDERSTAND

I see my brothers going to prison for having a couple of joints in their pocket. Yet I see the regulators and movers and shakers of this Country screwing the people out of their life savings and nothing ever happens to those assholes. I see large companies closing their doors and employees loosing everything they have while the C.E.O.'s walk away with hundred's of millions in perks. I hear our government say that this is a "temporary problem" and it will be fixed soon. This is "BULLSHIT," we are in a lot worse shape than the government will admit to. If we, the American people, were told the truth, there would be rioting in the streets of every city in this country. I hear our government say we have passed a seven hundred billion dollar "BAIL OUT" (now called a "rescue bill")and then sneak in another hundred billion dollars for a bunch of companies no one has ever heard of, like a company that makes wooden arrows for the boy scouts, like NASCAR tracks, like the wool industry and many more. They (the government) talks about middle class citizens who make $250,000.00 a year, I have never made that much in a single year and I am middle class. We the American people need to go back to the 1850's form of justice. If you and your executives make me and my family loose every thing we worked all our lives for, (through no fault of our own) you can bet your sweet ass you will never see the sun come up in the morning. The executives who caused this mess should be shot, not put in prison either. I am sorry, but unlike most Americans, I will not lay down and cry when some rich asshole C.E.O. walks away with every thing I have worked for. The American people are turning into a bunch of "GUTLESS" wimps. There two hundred million people in this country and they allow a few hundred people in government to rule their lives. They do this because they know we the people will allow them to get away with it. I'm not sure which patriot said it but it goes something like this, "THE TREE OF FREEDOM HAS TO BE NOURISHED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS FROM TIME TO TIME." Wake up America, you are being screwed by the very people you put in office and the companies you do business with. NOTE: Just to protect myself, I am not asking people to go out and start shooting politicians and company CEO's. Even though it is a thought, it would be against the law, and you know me ... never do anything illegal!!

THIS ONE HAS ME PUZZLED BIG TIME

I read in our local paper the other day about a young girl giving birth to a baby. Now this isn't strange at all. The story went on to say a lawyer (who would have ever guessed) is suing the hospital in the name of the baby cause the baby almost drowned in a toilet. At this point I had to keep reading. Seems the girl went to the hospital with pains in her gut and while in the emergency room, she had to take a leak. Well, while on the shitter doing her thing, out pops a baby, SUPPRISE SUPPRISE, she was pregnant and didn't even know it. Now I am not a doctor or any type of medical pro, but to be knocked up for nine months and not even know it is a bit of a reach even for me. Now here comes our defender of our rights the lawyer who say's the baby almost drowned and will need medical treatment for an "EXTENDED" period of time. He also stated "none of the money will go to the mother" it will all be for the child. What a crock of shit this is. The hospital has money and insurance so let's sue them. I guess it is the hospital's fault that this chick got knocked up and had her baby in a shitter ... oh well this America after all ... home to some of the biggest assholes in the world!!

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