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WHAT CAN I BITCH ABOUT THIS MONTH?
By GUMS

AS YA READ THROUGH THIS EDITORIAL, PLEASE NOTE I DO NOT USE CAPITAL LETTERS WHEN TYPING HUSSAINE obama's NAME. I DON'T DO THIS IN ERROR! I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HIM AND SEE NO REASON TO HIT MY SHIFT KEY JUST FOR HIM!!

I was looking through a cycle rag last week and about fell off my bar stool. Motorcycles selling for the rock bottom price of only $220,000.00 (plus set up and taxes). What the hell is going on? The people that buy this shit have two things in common, way to much money and no smarts!! Let's take a look at what ya are going to get for your 200 grand. A frame, two wheels (custom no doubt), some lights, maybe a stereo and a fast motor (made by who knows who) and a whole shit load of chrome. Probably about a total of maybe thirty thousand dollars (give or take) in parts. Now ya pay some guy 100 grand to put the fuckin thing together for ya, and what do ya have??? A bike that cost a small fortune that ya don't have a clue on how to work on yourself. Now take that same amount of money and go buy yourself a nice big Caddy SUV or pick up dressed out to the max. You know, stereo, A/C, heater, reclining seats (for you know what) and a ton of other goodies. and you will have enough cash left over to buy a nice full dressed bike or a cool chopper. Now ya still may have a few bucks left over to have a few brews with your "BRO'S". Last but not least, ever try to sell one of these new "Cookie cutter choppers" after ya get tired of it? Good luck getting half of your money back. Ya I know, some of ya can work on your own toy's, but this is aimed at the majority who can't or just don't want to get grease under their pretty finger nails. There is an old sayin--"just cause ya own a 200 piece tool set, that don't make ya a custom bike builder."

OK HERE'S ONE FOR YA

A prominent St. Petersburg doctor and conservative activist has drawn a flood of criticism for e-mailing an image depicting President barack obama as a witch doctor with a loin cloth, exotic headdress and bones in his nose. "ObamaCare, coming soon to a clinic near you," reads the caption on the e-mail.

Well needless to say, this Doctor caught all types of shit for this simple joke. I'll bet the picture took quite a bit of time and work to create. The only reason I brought this up was to point out how "thin skinned" some ass holes have become in this country. What the hell has happened to the freedom of speech we used to have in this country? Hell artist can make pictures of religious figures out of elephant shit and cow dung and it's called "ART". An artist in the ninety's got a government grant to create a piece of what he called art. This was a cross hanging in a jar of piss and it was on display in a New York City art gallery. This poor Doctor has to give up his various posts in the medical community and kiss every ones ass just to make a few thin skinned ass wipes happy. Well screw them all! I sent that picture to everyone in my address book. If some don't like it, tough shit!! I can remember people calling Bush all kinds of names and posting all kind's of nasty drawings of him on the net, but ya can't do that when it comes to the lord and savior Hussein Obama. Do it and you will be called a racist for sure!! YOU GO DR. McKALIP most all of all of us are behind ya!

LET'S SEE NOW

Speaking about Hussaine obama, Ya better hope he doesn't get any health care bill passed. YOU WILL BE SCREWED! I'm not going into a truck load of his shit on this, but if ya are getting into your "GOLDEN YEARS" kiss all your benefits good-by. Ya can "Google" the bill and take a look at some of the shit that is in there for yourself. Like free health care for illegal's, people who haven't worked in their entire life time etc, etc. the list goes on and on. This is nothing more than a failed plan the Democrats (Hillary the health care bitch) tried to shove down our throats when slick willie was in office. We didn't want the damn thing then and we don't want or need it now. One last thing, as it is written right now, you will be taxed on your tax form for your health care as "extra income". However this does not apply to union members who would be exempt from any health care tax plan cause as obama says we owe them a great deal for what they have given us. Ya like bankrupt companies, corrupt leaders, inflated wages and a ton of other shit! Enough, I can feel my blood pressure goin up!!

HOW ABOUT THIS

I got my stimulus check from our great leader last month. Boy-oh-boy was I ever happy! Yup your great savior Hussein obama gave everyone on social security a whopping check for, are ya ready for this, $250.00!! That's right folks, the banks get billions, the car companies get billions, wall street gets billions, billions of dollars are sent all over the world to aid the poor in other countries (like obama's home country Africa) and we American taxpayers who worked all our lives get $250.00. Yup, your savior said this will help older folks and help turn the economy around. Now I don't know about you, but I don't think a couple hundred bucks will amount to a piss hole in a snow bank for anyone. Most people will save it to pay obama's higher taxes with, or maybe to pay for that free health care we don't need or want.

THIS IS SIMPLE MATH QUESTION

I got a question about the "CASH FOR CLUNKERS" program that helps people get rid of their old cars and buy a new one that saves on gas. The government say's the program is a great success. Let's just see now, the program started with a $950,000,000.00 (that's nine hundred and fifty million dollars for you dummies) and it's running out of money in just a couple days. The Fed's think it's such a good plan that they want to pump two billion more taxpayer dollars into it. They (the ass wipes in Washington) say that 23,000 people have taken advantage of this program and bought new cars and the plan needs to be extended with more money. Here is where the math question comes in. How can 23,00 people take advantage of this program for a $4500.00 rebate and it be broke in only four days?? Let's do the simple math, just for the hell of it, let's say 29,000 people took advantage of this great deal rather than the 23,000 that the government claims. OK, 29,000 people times a maxium rebate of $4500.00 (don't forget, everyone doesn't get a full $4500) will equal about $103 million dollars. Just where the hell did the other $847,000,000.00 go???? That's right, there seems to be a "HUGE" amount of taxpayer cash missing if the rebate program is now broke and in need of more money. Just pour another two billion into it and the stupid ass taxpayers won't notice and are to stupid to figure it out, even if they most don't have the balls to say anything! All Hussaine obama and his band of thieves know how to do is spend money and when it runs low, print some more.

YA I KNOW THIS IS A BIKER SITE

This being basically a BIKER site, I guess I should print more on biker shit. However lately I have been getting dozens of e mail's wanting more of my opinions on our fucked up government. Most say they wish more people would stand up and tell it like it really is. So keeping that in mind, I will try to do both when ever possible. I just can't stand to see what is happening to this great country and it's people by a bunch of assholes in Washington! That's it for now!!

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